11/15/2005

This just in.... Pro Cyclists are Gay!!

The UCI anounced today that during its investigation into drug use by pro cyclist it discovered that in fact most pro's are in fact gay.
Although no one is surprised to see that Phonak is gay, the cycling community is shocked to find out how LIQUIGAS (leaky gas) got its name.
The UCI has not released its findings on wheather or not being gay is considered "performance enhancing". Mr. Vrijman, formerly the Directer of the anti-doping agency in the Netherlands only commented, " Uh, leave me alone! I am not gay thats just my accent!".
There is unconfirmed talk that the UCI will move it's headquarters From Switzerland to San Fransisco. This is said to be totally unrelated to the gayness of pro cycling.
Tyler Hamilton has no comment.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This article is real shit.Most pro married on girls!!! Author of the article is LOL, for this words can take face of table!!!

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol! Very funny commentary. Having raced collegiate for 2 years, I sometimes wonder about the guys on my team. It's not gay to shave, wear tights, or even ride in the nude but still....

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is really homophobic and terrible. And, it's not funny. Fail.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Collegiate cyclist here,wonder about my teammates as well. Never understood why surprise fingers up the but in our spandex shorts turns into a daily riding ritual. and don't even get me going on the liquigas uniforms, any guy wearing that risks being doused in petrol and burned to a crisp.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW--Did I just read that comment about burning? That is the most homophobic STUPID thing I have EVER READ! Most cyclists are Gay--most HUMANS ARE GAY! The scared words of humans is nothing for the truth within! May God and Gaga Bring the GAYS OUT! Thx! Reported for cruelty language! Thx! LoveUGodBless, T and J KABBALAH MATTHEWSHEPARD MADONNALICIOUS

3:00 PM  
Blogger B Rose said...

Brilliant, although mis directed

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cyclists are hot! They have firm asses, nice legs... And I'm a guy ;) DEEEEEEEEEEELISH ;)

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cyclists are hot! They have firm asses, nice legs... And I'm a guy ;) DEEEEEEEEEEELISH ;)

8:54 PM  

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