Damnit, when did the energy crisis happen?

Today Honda motor corp. unvailed its newest model of energy saving vehicles. The イカ is sure to be a hit. The イカ uses the Molusk Body Structure, the safest known to man. Dangerious car crashes are now reduce to a gentle "flup" noise and a burst of sticky ink. This energy effiecent model runs on smaller fish and other small fishy things. The predicted out put is as much as 40 miles on just one can of Sardines!

The ever cutting edge Walmart chain is all ready on the ball with designated parking areas for the new style vehicle. Honda has plans for a larger SUV style that will have more interest for the American public, the SUV will run exclusively on endagered Manatte and oceanic mammal giblets.

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