6/02/2007

Are you kidding me?

  It is time for a change. Some new rules. Something to get us back on track.

  First new rule, if you live in the suburbs you are not aloud to vote. You can pray in school and you can have a fat tax break; but you don't get to vote. You can apply for a voting permit but you will have to take a test to prove you know something about the world you live in.

  Another new rule is that if you talk to me about how hard your life is, and you are white; I get to punch you. Not real hard, but definitely in the face.

  I am so fucking amazed at the current state of the union. New "Immigration" policy. What a farce. Third new rule: you need to accept the fact that if you cannot tolerate immigration than you are a Nazi with the intelligence of a catfish. A subsection of this rule is that if you are a white guy with a sticker on your Subaru that says "native" you have to move away. The same thing apply's to most people that live in Colorado.

   Rule 4, if you love Jesus, keep it to your self. Me and JC are on the outs right now. His management style sucks. I will say one thing that I know and you may not. JESUS AIN' T WHITE.

  Rule 5, if you are a true believer and you have a picture of a white Jesus in your house, poke one of your eyes out. Repeat this rule once a week. After just a few weeks of adhering to this rule you will have an excuse for being blind to the truth. You suck.

  And another thing, If you think that either one of these people is the good guys, it is time for you to light your couch on fire. It will be fine, it will smolder a bit and then leave behind a pile of Super America gas cards and a twelve pack of Coors Light. One the left are two people that have both done something wrong. One your right are two people you can trust, goats would never lie. That is why Goathork is here, to convince you that you are ruining everything and to tell the truth.

  If you think Israel are the good guys and Iran needs to invaded then you need one of these stickers to help you keep the truth straight.

 

 

 

 

 

  These are now instock and can be purchased for $2 directly from www.goathork.com.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Old Style said...

Is it ok if I have a green glow in the dark Jesus?

11:59 AM  
Blogger rigtenzin said...

Very nice rant. Keep it up.

4:44 PM  
Blogger EKM said...

"Another new rule is that if you talk to me about how hard your life is, and you are white; I get to punch you. Not real hard, but definitely in the face."

That's a good rule.

1:40 PM  

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