7/05/2007

Goathork goofed, we want things to be right...

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Anonymous R.Lootine said...

A few years back (1998), A full page ad ran in The Pioneer Press for "Freedom from Homosexuality." The Xian group had a local number, so naturally I called, pretending to be a gay teenager named Jeremy. I taped the approx. 50 minute phone call. In that time, my anti-gay "counselor" quoted Leviticus over and over as we chatted about my dead gay dog (who I hoped to join in Hell), queer monkeys, and sucking cock. When I "spoke in tongues," he performed an exorcism on me over the phone:"Satan! I command you to git out of Jeremy..." etc. A good time was had by all. Hail Satan... er, uh, I mean Jeebus bin Laden.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous R.Lootine said...

A few years back (1998), A full page ad ran in The Pioneer Press for "Freedom from Homosexuality." The Xian group had a local number, so naturally I called, pretending to be a gay teenager named Jeremy. I taped the approx. 50 minute phone call. In that time, my anti-gay "counselor" quoted Leviticus over and over as we chatted about my dead gay dog (who I hoped to join in Hell), queer monkeys, and sucking cock. When I "spoke in tongues," he performed an exorcism on me over the phone:"Satan! I command you to git out of Jeremy..." etc. A good time was had by all. Hail Satan... er, uh, I mean Jeebus bin Laden.

11:55 PM  

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