8/09/2007

"You Cocksucker!" , the new battle hymn of the GOP.

Tonight is the first ever Presidential debate centered around gay rights. The odd thing is; not a single republican candidate is participating, they were all invited and declined.

This is what gets me about this, It is obvious that the Social Conservative Christian Right Wing, White Peoples Party, AKA The Republican Party; is gay.

"Glenn Murphy, Jr., the recently elected chairman of the Young Republican National Federation (also the RNC Chair for Clark County, Indiana and formerly the YRNF Secretary) has been accused of sexually assaulting a sleeping man. Immediately following the accusation, he came up with an unrelated reason to resign, and the YRNF cleansed their website of his name.
Allegedly, Murphy and another YR were drunk and crashing at Murphy's sister's house. The other man apparently awoke in the morning to find Murphy giving him a non-consensual blow job. The Clark County (Indiana) Sheriff's Department is charging Murphy with "criminal deviate conduct", a Class B felony. "

How many times do we have to hear about a "Gay Old Party" member railing against the rights of gays, just to later see their name pop up in the headlines with a fat cock in their mouth.

"(Tampa, Florida) State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a longtime foe of LGBT rights in Florida, has a bizarre excuse for being charged with offering a male cop $20 for oral sex in a washroom at a park . "I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it," Allen told officers. Of the arresting officer Allen said in the tape, "This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park." He claimed he feared he "was about to be a statistic." "I would have said anything just to get away."

The first Republican that stands up and says, "I smoke pole and I like it", could possibly get my vote. C'mon Giuliani or Romney I know you can do it!

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Blogger cvo said...

I do believe a common wet dream amungst young republicans is to be finger cuffed by dick cheney and Karl Rove..

1:18 PM  
Blogger this verdant country said...

I resent the implication that giving nonconsensual blowjobs is an indicator of homosexual tendencies. Did it ever occur to you that it could be some sort of accident?

10:11 AM  
Blogger this verdant country said...

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