Can I be more disappointed?

  Bob Dylan is a painter as well as a melancholy folk singer! Who knew this could be; I had no idea. It seems that once you make a certain plateau of fame there is nothing that you are not accredited with. Bob Dylan, writer, singer, Harmonica player? 

  The harmonica slaying of Bob is probably a power of magnitude more boring than his painting. I will say, in spite of myself; I do kind of like some of the paintings. Amazing works of art? Worthy of international acclaim? No they are not! Bob is already famous so quit sucking his dick there are people on his payroll for that. And his last album sucked also, wow... neat... a new album that sounds as boring and tired as if it was twenty years old. You do not need to prop Bob up any higher he is an old tired fart.

  While we are on the point do mind if I rant for a minute?

  1. George Bush is not a good president, he is a schmuck.
  2. Nearly 115,000 people are still living in FEMA trailers, and I can't sleep at night.
  3. Britney lost her kids, who cares? I want to remove my own ears with a belt sander because I have heard about this.
  4. Investigation in the 35w bridge collapse...Gravity! Millions of dollars saved by bringing back the basics, there is not enough here to make it worth blaming anyone one.
  5. America has less than a 5% unemployment rate, you know what that means? Illegal immigrants aren't stealing our jobs! Get educated and quit being an elitists white snob.
  6. American kids aren't getting dumber compared to the rest of the world. They are just bored and fat, the rest of the world is hungry and lean.
  7. If you can not tell the difference between Hummis from Hamas; then you need to think more.
  8. Jesus didn't walk around with twelve white guys judging people; it was something else.
  9. A hybrid won't save the world it just helps the middle class feel better.
  10. Paying more taxes is not the end of the world.
  11. Radiohead is as much fun as being covered in cigarette burns. Going without a major record label doesn't mean you are any good.
  12. Blowjobs have gotten a lot better since the 50's I think, that has nothing to do with the growing popularity of being a Born Again Christian.
  13. The growing divide between the wealthy and the poor is the single m ost destructive force in the world today.
  14. Jesus wasn't white.
  15. The Who is way better that AC/DC and the Rolling Stones combined.
  16. Larry David is as funny as forest fire sweeping through million dollar housing in California.
  17. If you can not pay enough attention to park correctly then you are part of the problem.
  18. Abortion is sad, but it's ok.
  19. British people have better news than Americans do.
  20. Heroin is not the worst thing to happen to the world around you.
  21. I am not mister nice guy and I cry twice a week whether I need it or not.
  22. Chances are you don't know 22% of what you think you do about bicycles.
  23. I would like to go to Ethiopia someday.
  24. George Starbuck is a terrible poet.
  25. You should read "Starship Troopers".
  26. I am not "happy go lucky".
  27. SNOB: guilty of snobbery, is a person who adopts the world-view that some people are inherently inferior to others for any one of a variety of reasons including real or supposed.
  28. I don't trust football players. Or cops.
  29. The government is conspiring against you.
  30. Why have you made it this far down this list?
  31. Jazz makes people go crazy and become psychotic criminals and rapists.
  32. The lady at Anodyne with the big hair and big glasses is the second meanest person I know.
  33. ...
  34. ..
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I could go on and on...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want more!!!

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

B-Rose for President!

7:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please, go on and on, rub salt in the wound, twist the knife... if your not outraged then you haven't paid attention.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starship Troopers Fucking Rules.
Read more SF. (aka Sci Fi)

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are high. the who are not good. nope, not at all. i like mixtes 22% more than heroin. you and i are destined for a show down. if we haven't already had one that i blacked out...

3:14 PM  

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