11/28/2007

Don't let the news interfere with pop culture...

it is all just a dream.  Waterboarding is a hip new sport in California...  Hamas is a tasty treat made from locally grown chick peas that they serve down at the health club.  The California Wildfires are having their best season ever and they might sign Bonds; Barry Bonds next year.  Katrina is a talented but dead South American pop singer and has nothing to do with anything that is still going on.  The Middle East is a nice quiet area just south of Pittsburgh and Blackwater are the healing springs located there.  Madonna is a Dirty Bomb. People are mysteriously dyeing in colleges across the country, fortunately and totally unrelated they were able to get drunk before their demise. George Bush is doing a fantastic job and we are currently at threat level orange.

 

The Liberal Media is in control.

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