1/30/2008

Medical Mary Jane

  In California, medical Marihuana is technically legal, when prescribed by a doctor. You might ask, "what is a common diagnosis that would get you a medical Marihuana prescription?".

  In the state of California, Marihuana is often prescribed for...wait for imagesit...ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!

  That is not a joke, that is real. I just thought you should know. We can now suspend all  emotional growth. Prozac for dogs, Dope for the angry. Can a dog be prescribed Medical Marihuana? Do I need an animal psychic psycho therapist to write the prescription?

  Remember when suicide was the painless solution for melancholy? Sorry Dr Kevorkian; your services are no longer needed. We will self medicate till nothing matters. Now that we are recommending dope as a cure for emotional disorders rehabs will start to close their doors. Then we will have a spike in unemployment. Ahhh, it doesn't matter. Soon we will prescribe beer to help with the side effects of the Mary Jane. And for those with a real serious depression, heroin. Dupont's finest will be sold in vending machines and given to children on Halloween.

  It's a glorious future.

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3 Comments:

Blogger b1umb0y said...

Nothing to do with medicinal mj, but I saw this and thought of your list.

Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-ZrwFwLQg

7:51 AM  
Blogger b1umb0y said...

Also this:

www.storyofstuff.com

Forgive me for hijacking an otherwise interesting post.

8:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, the upside of this is another growing market for those fudge-covered Oreos. Kick ass.

10:33 AM  

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